How Donating Hair Leads to a Fiance

For a while now, I've been thinking of donating my hair. It's been super duper long and I remember my mom donated hers a couple years ago and I thought it would be cool to donate mine. I told my mom a few weeks ago that I wanted to do this and she kind of just brushed it off. Today, I asked our neighbor if she would cut it for me (someone who cuts hair, not just a random neighbor). My mom immediately said no. I was like "Mom, it's my hair, what's the big deal?" and you know what her response was? Something I totally wasn't expecting...She said "When I first donated my hair, your father proposed to me" I know she meant that to deter me, but it totally made me want to cut it more. Maybe I will finally have a boyfriend! Who knew all you needed to do to get a fiance was to donate your hair? I would've done it a while ago if I knew that's all I needed to do ;).
It's been a little discouraging lately seeing my roommates all going on dates and having boys get interested in them and I'm just sitting there like, yeah...Netflix is great....so is ice cream....and then people are like, hey if you're not dating anyone, you should go on a mission and I'm like, no. So don't worry people, I've finally donated my hair so if everything works out like my mom thinks, I should be dating someone shortly. It's funny that that was her reason for me not getting my haircut because she talks about how I need a boyfriend all the time and how she wants grand kids. She later tried to cover it up by saying she doesn't want me to have short hair for my wedding, but we all know she just isn't ready for what she really wants (a son-in-law and grand babies).
 Well, anyways...here's a before and after picture of my haircut just in case you really wanted to see it. I cut ten inches off...it's shorter than I thought it would be but whatevs, it'll grow back.

My Boring Life

Hello cruel world. It's me again. I got reprimanded for not blogging very often, so I'm going to try to be better at it. "What's going on?" you may ask. Well let me answer that for you. Nothing. Nothing is going on in my life. I wake up, go to school, come home, do homework, watch tv, eat and sleep. Wow. so invigorating, I know. I'll try not to let it be too boring for you to read. You've probably already turned to a different website.
Well, for Halloween, me and my friends dressed up as Mario, Peach and Luigi. It was a blast. Pretty sure no one knew who I was though because I wasn't in a dress or anything to make me stand out as Peach.We should've won the costume contest, obviously, but we didn't...

Also, I had the way better pumpkin, but everyone loved my sisters more. Can you guess which one is mine? Tinker Bell or The Avatar? If you get it wrong, you're wrong in life because you have horrid taste in pumpkin carving.

If you said, The Avatar, you suck. Mine is obviously Tinker Bell. You should be ashamed of yourself. Sure, Avatar is freakin awesome, and the detailing is way sweet, but do you know how long it took me to drill all the fairy dust into the pumpkin?! FOREVER! (Sandlot reference, if you got that, you went up in my ranking of you). Alright, you win, the Avatar one is way cooler. It was carved by my super artistic sister, Hannah. She's good at everything. It's a little annoying but I love her anyways. It's good for her that I decide to leave my talents hidden so she can have all the love and glory or else there would be none left for her ;) She really is amazing at artist stuff though. I mean, you should go follow her on instagram she's merlinsbeard101. You don't have to follow her, but you should go look at some of the pics.
Well, that's all you really need to know about my life right now. Was this a good enough post for you Ben?

 

This is Ben, he's the one that yelled at me for not blogging enough. So thanks to him, you'll learn more about my boring life. So when you want to threaten someone for making me torture you with my boring stories, call him.